Magic Party Package
1 hour family show
Comedy magic with Rocky the Raccoon — your child is the star
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Children's Entertainer Guildford
Guildford birthday parties and Surrey family events — professional children's entertainer with themed packages.
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Children's Entertainer Guildford
Guildford parents often want a step up from basic party entertainment — something memorable for children and relaxed for adults. Clumsy Entertainment travels to Guildford for comedy magic birthdays, school fairs and family events across Surrey.
We perform in homes, hired halls and school venues from Guildford town to surrounding villages, with Pirate, Magic, Superhero and seasonal packages.
Enter your Guildford postcode and party date — we confirm Surrey travel and recommend the right show length for your guest list.
Areas we perform in near Guildford
- Guildford town
- Onslow Village
- Park Barn
- Merrow
- Surrey villages
- School bookings
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Parties & public events
Guildford bookings range from intimate home parties to larger hall celebrations — Clumsy adjusts pacing and games to match.
Schools, pre-schools & fundraising
Surrey schools near Guildford book themed shows for fundraising days and seasonal events with full insurance and DBS documentation available.
Circus entertainment & comedy contortion
Looking for a children's entertainer in Guildford with more than card tricks? The showreel highlights circus-trained comedy brought to birthdays, schools and community events across Surrey, including Guildford town.
Parents in Guildford often mention the contortion finale — five tennis rackets, a coat hanger and even a toilet seat, performed as visual comedy for birthdays and school events near Guildford town.
Performing Parties for over 30 years
Birthday Parties
Birthday Party Entertainer in Guildford
The birthday child will be the absolute star of the show!
Guildford birthday parties run smoother when entertainment is structured — Clumsy handles the show, games and energy while your child stays centre stage.
Special guest: Rocky the Raccoon
For Guildford birthday bookings near Guildford town, Rocky the Raccoon is the moment everyone remembers — cheeky puppet comedy timed after the games and magic, leaving families with stories they retell at school.
Themed Parties
Popular Party Packages in Guildford
The 2-hour upgrade is popular with Guildford parents who want a complete party without hiring separate DJ or games organisers.
Superhero Party Package
1 hour family show
Superhero comedy magic — birthday child leads the adventure
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Pirate Party Package
1 hour family show
Captain Clumsy — our most popular theme with kids & parents
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Our Clients say...
See what parents in Guildford are saying about Clumsy Entertainment.
Read Customer ReviewsClumsy came to my son's 6th birthday party and had the children in hysterics. They were all completely hooked on his magic tricks and performance. Every parent text me to say how amazing the party was, and Clumsy made everything so easy.
He was fantastic. Couldn't recommend enough
Amy Cooper
Guildford
Couldn't have picked anyone better for a birthday party!! Lloyd kept 20 odd kids fully engaged, laughing & entertained for a full 2 hours. Very easy from start to finish with the booking, communication was great & all his props were really different to anything you'd expect at any other 'magic show!' wouldn't hesitate to book Lloyd again in the future. Thanks so much!!
Jamie Mason
Guildford
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How booking works
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Send your date & postcode Fill in the form with your party date, location and preferred package.
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We confirm availability We reply within 24 hours to let you know if your date is free.
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Pay deposit — party sorted Secure your booking with a deposit and start planning the fun.
Children's Entertainers Near Guildford
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Portsmouth, Billingshurst, Fareham, Guildford, Dorking, Leatherhead, Petersfield, Gosport, Southampton, Emsworth, Bognor Regis, Chichester, Southbourne, Selsey, Arundel, Littlehampton, Worthing, Shoreham, Crawley, East Grinstead, Horsham, Steyning, Pulborough, Burgess Hill, Eastbourne, Lewes, Uckfield plus many more!